Looking for the funniest blonde one liner quotes? Here you can find the best as well as unique blonde quotes and sayings, compiled over the years from a variety of sources. Check it out!
- Why was the blonde so disappointed when she got her license? She had gotten an F in sex!
- Why can’t blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.__ Blonde Hair Quotes,
- What is a blonde’s favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!
- Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed.
- Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop.
- What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don’t let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
- What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They’ve both swallowed a lot of seamen.__ Funny Blonde Quotes,
- Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
- Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers.
- What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
- Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”
- Why do blondes always wash there hair? They just read the instructions. Lather… Rinse… Repeat…__ Dumb Blonde Quotes,
- What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”
- What’s Blonde and dead in a closet? The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995.
- Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.
- Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”
- What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.__ Blonde Hair Quotes Funny,
- How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
- What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
- If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive.
- 16 Blondes are standing outside the bar. Why didn’t they go in? The sign said 18+.
- What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.__ Blonde Girl Quotes,
- What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A Space Invader.
- Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said, “Disneyland Left”. So they started crying and went home.
- What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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