25 Christian Quotes Funny Will Point You Back To Christ

Christian quotes

Looking for the best quotes about christian? To celebrate the joy of being a christian and to celebrate God’s glory, we’ve compiled the following selection of funny quotes and sayings for you. Check it out!

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  1. Why wasn’t Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
  2. Why are there so many old people in Church? They’re cramming for the final.__ Christian Inspirational Quotes,
  3. Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!
  4. If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.
  5. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
  6. The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
  7. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.__ Christian Motivational Quotes,
  8. We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
  9. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
  10. I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don’t have as many people who believe it.
  11. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
  12. Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.__ Religious Inspirational Quotes,
  13. The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
  14. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.
  15. You know those people using bibles on their phones? They are using phony bibles.
  16. The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
  17. Which part of the Bible won’t you find a black man? The Book of Job.__ Christian Love Quotes,
  18. Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.
  19. Didn’t go to Church today, instead, I stayed at home and listened to REM. Guess I’m losing my religion.
  20. Today on Twitter, I lost a follower. Now I know how Jesus feels everyday.
  21. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  22. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.__ Short Christian Quotes,
  23. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
  24. Little catholic boy asked the priest “do you mind if I play the organ this week?” And the priest replied “not at all.”

Closing words 

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