25 Funny Doctor Quotes To Celebrate Doctor’s Day

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Looking for funny quotes about doctor? Here you can find the best as well as unique quotes to celebrate Doctors Day on 30 March in USA and express our gratitude toward all doctors who treat and save our lives. Check it out!

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  1. Boy: I want to be a doctor someday. How about you? Girl: I just want to be your patient someday.
  2. The best doctor gives the least medicines.– Benjamin Franklin, Best Doctor Quotes
  3. If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it.
  4. My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.
  5. My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.– Rodney Dangerfield
  6. The doctor of the future will be oneself.– Albert Schweitzer
  7. Behind every great doctor is an even better nurse.__ Inspirational Doctor Quotes,
  8. If anything happens to me during operation, You get married to the doctor.
  9. Wife: Why? Kapil : It’s the only way to take a good revenge.
  10. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.– Erma Bombeck
  11. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.– Steve Martin
  12. An apple a day keeps a doctor away, my father is a doctor, so no apples for me. __ Thank You Doctor Quotes,
  13. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
  14. Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?
  15. A cigarette a day keeps the doctor with pay.__ Doctor Quotes
  16. Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
  17. Guy: Are you a doctor?? Girl: No, why?? Guy: I lost my pain when I saw you.__ Thanks To Doctor Quotes,
  18. Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth.– Proverb
  19. My doctor put an insect in a glass of alcohol, it died – He asked me, what do you learn from this???
  20. I replied, “Alcohol kills germs inside the tummy.”
  21. A doctor’s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.– George Bernard Shaw
  22. The presence of the doctor is the beginning of the cure.__ Doctors Quotes And Sayings,
  23. Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.– Jodi Picoult
  24. The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.– Jonathan Swift
  25. The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.– Robert S. Mendelsohn
  26. The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.– Denis Diderot

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