Most Funny Dirty Sayings A Girl Ever Said

Discover the most funny dirty sayings about sex, download the funniest one to share on Tumblr or Whatsapp?

Hours and hours of conversations about sex do not come close to what we really think and worries us about it. several times we manage to be as forceful on the subject as the following sentences that say everything and much more.

Here, we’ve compiled a list of more than 35 funny and dirty sayings for you. Have fun!

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  1. “If a man looks hard at you … don’t fall for it … it could be the only hard thing he has.” __ Angela Finocchiaro
  2. “To be successful with women, men must have two well-swollen things … the other is their wallet.” __ Maurizio Tecli, Funny Dirty Quotes For Him
  3. “The woman is a set of curves that straighten a segment.” __ Raul Cremona
  4. My kisses will be your outfit. The only thing worth touching your body is my lips.
  5. I can’t wait to explore your body … to understand its deepest secrets and can drive it insane …
  6. They are your hottest food. Your mouth will have to swallow me and burn and make me scream out in pleasure as long as I feel like it.
  7. Your excited voice shook my lust indecently. Call me. I want to switch to your breathing …
  8. I remember your soft skin under my hands … I felt myself burning with a fire that only your mood could soothe … I want you.
  9. My body has a very intense longing for you … it wants to feel your soft, smooth skin soft and fragrant … my … my … mmm. … your desperate search … I love you.
  10. Because your tongue has slipped on my body, I cannot do anything without you .. your breath passes through my soul and bites into my heart .. I love you ..
  11. An unrelenting thought … … with you by my side … kissing you and touching every inch of your body …. and then, continue with your imagination.
  12. I wish I had you here with me to get you excited as I could only do, and your forbidden dreams come true.__ Funny Dirty Quotes About Life
  13. The taste of you that I carry with me will be no more, because it is also within me, to the core of my soul.
  14. I want to feel your sweaty body slipping on me, your fragrant skin so good to lick. I LOVE YOU.
  15. I want to make love to you until we’re tired … and lose myself in your arms, and become one … I love you.
  16. Looking at you is a show, kissing you is a love concert, stroking you is a sweet oblivion, having you is my obsession.
  17. Right now my body needs your body, you’re worse than a drug, my addiction makes me feel bad, drives me crazy
  18. I want to be there with you … to kiss your lips … to embrace your body … to unite our souls.
  19. Every time you put your eyes on my body the clothes suddenly disappear, and your eyes looking at me through me slowly slip on my body. I’m yours
  20. Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say “don’t” and if he touches your pussy say “stop”? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “don’t stop”.
  21. China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are ‘Made in China’.
  22. “I know you can’t hear it, but i am rubbing my clit and moaning your name”.__ Funny Dirty Quotes,
  23. Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are fucking that night.
  24. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
  25. Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off,
  26. What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you.
  27. Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good.
  28. The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word ‘Facial’ is used.
  29. What’s the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
  30. What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.__ Funny Dirty Phrases,
  31. What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
  32. If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut.__ Funny Nasty Quotes
  33. Don’t judge women by kilos, and you won’t be judged by centimeters.
  34. Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good.
  35. What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.
  36. Know why Santa always smiles? He knows where all the naughty girls live!
  37. Love is like a machine… sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
  38. Sex is like air; its not important unless you aren’t getting any.


Thanks for reading my favorite most funny dirty sayings. I wish you a great year and hope you can find these quotes whenever you need a boost, so you can confidently crush every challenge or goal you set for yourself.

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