Looking for the most funny puns for adults? Here, we collected the best collection of funny puns that can make anyone laugh (or roll their eyes at least). So scroll down below, vote for the funniest, and let us know what you think!
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- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.__ Funny Puns Jokes
- The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.__ Funny Puns 2019
- When I lose the TV controller, it’s always hidden in some remote destination.
- Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years.
- What’s the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck.
- I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
- I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
- “Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible.”__ Funny Puns For Him
- “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”__ Funny Puns For Her
- My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
- The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.__ Funny Puns About Friends
- I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
- Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
- My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
- eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
- Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
- Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.
- My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly… I’m not a fan.__ Cute And Funny Puns
- I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter none of them work.
- My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
- Son: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun.”__ Short And Funny Puns
- My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
Thanks for reading my favorite funny puns. I wish you a great year and hope you can find these quotes whenever you need a boost, so you can confidently crush every challenge or goal you set for yourself.
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