36 Funny Quotes On Father’s Day To Share W. #1 Guy In Your Life

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Looking For Funny Quotes On Father’s Day? As every year, in March 2020, thousands of American homes celebrate Father’s Day with gifts and congratulations.

If you need inspiration to dedicate some nice words to your dad, we leave you a selection of phrases so that you can send your love through WhatsApp, mail, message or other media that you prefer. Check it out!

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  1. Dad, dad, and whom did you want a boy or girl? – Oh, son, I actually just wanted to relax!
  2. The little son asks his father: “Dad, why did you marry mom?” Father, with a triumphant smile, turns to his wife: “You see, even a child is surprised!”__ Fathers Day Quotes
  3. Today I, tomorrow you, the day after tomorrow mom. – Dad, are you sure you understand the meaning of the words “family cowards?”
  4. Dad, can I watch TV? – You can, just do not turn it on.
  5. A call to the radio: – I say hello to the papa from the bottom of my heart to the member! – Sorry, where to?Natural Healing Therapy
  6. And the sponsor of my parties is my dad! Cheeky dad – take good for now.
  7. Dad quit smoking, switched to an even more powerful drug and planted the whole family on it …. SEATS!__ Happy Fathers Day Quotes
  8. Today I found a note in a pack of cigarettes, “Don’t smoke! I’ll punish you! ” Dad, damn it!
  9. Dad! When they come to ask for my hand, do not fall to your knees, do not shout “You are our Savior,” but simply nod your head softly.
  10. My dad is a genius. He can take a car that almost does not drive, and make a car out of it that does not drive at all!
  11. Well, it was necessary to come home bukh, and to the father’s phrase “breathe” to answer – “you don’t have enough air” …
  12. Dad, I will not marry, I will live with you! “Don’t you dare threaten your father!”__ Fathers Day Quotes
  13. Let dad hear, Let dad come, Let dad certainly find me, After all, this does not happen in the world. There is a castle outside, and I’m in the toilet!
  14. Dad, I’m hungry -Hi, hungry -Dad, I seriously -I thought you were hungry? -are you kidding? -Nope, I’m dad.
  15. Darling, give me your daughter. And you will make me the happiest father in the world.
  16. “Dad, dad, what is it like to have such a beautiful, smart and kind son?” “I don’t know, son, ask grandfather.”
  17. At the zoo: – Dad, look at the highlighted horse! -This is your mother a highlighted horse, and this, son, is a zebra …__ Happy Fathers Day
  18. “He didn’t tell me how to live, he lived and let me watch him do it, Happy Fathers Day!!!”
  19. “My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.” — Jim Valvano
  20. “One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” — George Herbert
  21. Anyone Can Be a father, but it takes someone very special to be a “Dad”. 
  22. “My dad always said, ‘Champ, the measure of a man is not how often he is knocked down, but how quickly he gets up.” — Happy Fathers Day Quotes
  23. “You being my dad, has been my greatest source of achievement, pride, and inspiration, Happy Fathers Day!!!”
  24. “Sons have always a rebellious wish to be disillusioned by that which charmed their fathers.” — Happy Fathers Day 2020
  25. “It doesn’t matter who my father was. It matters who I remember he was.
  26. “My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government – he promised Dad he’d go straight.” — John F. Kennedy
  27. By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. ” -Charles Wadsworth
  28. Being a father helps me be more responsible… you see more things than you’ve ever seen. 
  29. There will always be a few people who have the courage to love what is untamed inside us. One of those men is my father. ~Alison Lohman
  30. “Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad.” — Anne Geddes
  31. I would give my dad what he really wants on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet. – Melanie White
  32. “I love my father as the stars—he’s a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart.”__ Fathers Day Images
  33. “Lookin’ back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I’m at least half the dad that he didn’t have to be.”__ Brad Paisley
  34. “A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be.”__ Carol Coats
  35. “There’s no shame in fear, my father told me, what matters is how we face it.”__ George R.R. Martin

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To celebrate this bond, feel free to share the above quotes with your Father. Do you have any other favorite quotes on Father’s Day?

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