In this article we will show you some conversations in text messages that are going around on the Internet and we think that you have to share them with friends because they are really funny. Check it out!
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm??..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
Come here…take off ur pants and get on top of me….enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
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He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty. Don’t be mistaken.now don’t be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
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It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer its in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me…its not what you think, its a cup of tea!
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u! Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me…but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam.
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Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u… well get out of my way!
I was nervous at 1st, it was big & long & went straight up, I had to try it..i eased myself.
Onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now.
At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
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