Halloween Quotes Funny [25 One Liners W. Images]

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Looking for the most funny quotes on Halloween festival?  Being celebrate on last Sunday of October, this time Halloween is coming on 31st October 2019. Like the other festival of different culture same like that. Halloween is also known as All Saints’ or Hallowmas. On this special day, I want to share some funny Halloween Quotes. Check it out!

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1. True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have been.
2. Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to.__ Halloween Quotes Funny
3. I wish you all the success in scaring people and eating candy! Have a fun-filled Halloween
4. Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.
5. I’d kill for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes! May the ghost be with you.
6. Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.
7. Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!
9. Being in a band you can wear whatever you want, it’s like an excuse for Halloween Everyday.
10. Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don’t work on Halloween and I won’t travel on Halloween. Not for any reason.
11. Where there is no imagination there is no horror.__ Halloween Quotes Funny
12. I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.__ Unknown Author
13. I’m not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day.__ Al Jourgensen
14. Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.__ Judy Gold
15. Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things.__ Dee Snider
16. Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.__ River Phoenix
17. I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.__ Robert Brault
18. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.__ George Carlin
19. If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.__ Douglas Coupland
20. The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work.__ Donald Pleasence
21. If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.__ Lloyd Douglas
22. Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.__ Chris Rock
23. Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!
24. What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.__ Halloween Quotes Funny
25. I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.
26. The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward.
27. My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
28. Why wasn’t the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
29. Why do stores have Halloween decorations in August? This is ridiculous. Nobody wants to… Oooo look! Candy corn.

Closing words 

As you read these the best halloween quotes funny, realize that they can be a sources of guidance during the times you need and can motivate you when you have a problem.

Neither success nor failure is finite. That’s the motivation you choose to make the biggest difference.

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