40+ Insults Quotes For Haters, Enemies & Fake Friends

As a noun, the word insult means rude words or actions. If you tell the judge he needs glasses, then you have verbally insulted him. Yeah …

If you insult someone, you have offended that person – whether intentionally or not – through your actions or words. As a noun, the word insult means rude words or actions.

Below you will find a selection of 40+ insulting quotes and phrases that are so witty for fake friends, ex bf, ex gf, enemies and haters, share it on your Facebook or Tweeter. Let’s go!

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  1. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
  2. If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**! (Quotes To Insult Someone)
  3. You know most of the days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
  4. It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
  5. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
  6. If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
  7. My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand. (Painful Insult Quotes)
  8. Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
  9. Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
  10. If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
  11. It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
  12. There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!! (Insult Quotes For Haters)
  13. I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
  14. You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
  15. You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
  16. Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It’s surely the past tense.
  17. Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull? (Sarcastic Insult Quotes)
  18. If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
  19. Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
  20. I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
  21. Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want?– Mason Cooley
  22. Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. (Insult Quotes For Ex Girlfriends)
  23. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
  24. Do you want to know how I get all these insults? I use something called intelligence.
  25. “Your mother is so masculine that your father had to give you birth.”
  26. “I’m going to go to fucking shit, but that shit is surely not half as fucking as you are.”
  27. “Your mother is so hairy that the only language she speaks is Woki. Argh! Argh! “(Insulting Quotes For Friends)
  28. “I love that man, and there’s no way I’m leaving him to a … hairy, idiotic critic.”
  29. “Through the world walked, I have been able to verify that the one who easily flatters, will easily insult.” Facundo Cabral
  30. “Your father is a bastard, a filthy selfish and a horrible pig. However, I don’t want to speak ill of him. I will not do it.”
  31. “Don’t tell me you’re innocent, because that insults my intelligence, and that doesn’t amuse me.” 
  32. “Insult dishonors whoever infers it, not whoever receives it.” (Quotes To Insult Someone)
  33. Call me a Jewish dog, but don’t take anything of mine.
  34. “You have an ass that looks like a ton of chewed gum.” Lee Ermey
  35. “Dude, your mother is so fat that when you fart Al Gore you blame it on climate change, dammit.”
  36. “Thank God because when he made a fool of him he made a fool of himself.”
  37. “Your mother has an ass that you need to ask for a vacation to surround her.” (Insulting Quotes For Fake Friends)
  38. “Your mother is so stupid that she believes that in porn movies actresses get married in the end.”
  39. “I am two meters from you, I may arrive and I may not but if you call her a whore again I will leave you in doubt.”
  40. “Insults have a great advantage over reasoning: that of being admitted without evidence by a multitude of readers.”
  41. “The best way to receive insults is to submit to them. If the man respects, he will be respected.”


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