Mean Girls Quotes [48 Best Quotes From Classic Sects]

Mean Girls Quotes

Looking For The Best Quotes From Mean Girls Film? Mean Girls is a 2004 American teen comedy directed by Mark Waters, and written by Tina Fey. The film stars Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tim Meadows, Ana Gasteyer, Amy Poehler and Fey, is partially based on Rosalind Wiseman’s 2002 nonfiction self-help book, Queen Bees and Wannabes, which describes female high school social cliques and the effects they could have to girls. Fey also draws on her own experience at Upper Darby High School as an inspiration for some of the film’s concepts.

The film introduced Amanda Seyfried in her first film. Released on April 30, 2004, the film earned $ 129 million worldwide and developed a sect following. The sequel to the live video, Mean Girls 2, premiered on ABC Family (now Freeform) on January 23, 2011.

Here, we have compiled a list of the 48 quotes from the famous movie “Mean Girls” . Enjoy!

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  1. “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!” – Gretchen WeinersMean Girls Quotes
  2. “Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” – Janis Ian
  3. “I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!” – Jessica Lopez__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  4. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janis Ian
  5. “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Weiners
  6. “Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.” – Cady Heron
  7. “Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just… don’t do it. Promise? Alright, everybody grab some rubbers.” – Coach Carr__ Mean Girls Quotes
  8. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” – Regina George
  9. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Bethany Byrd__ Quotes Mean Girl Regina George
  10. “I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.” – Mr. Duvall
  11. “I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!” – Regina George
  12. “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” – Coach Carr__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  13. “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It’s urgent. Thank you!” – Regina George
  14. “I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!” – Janis Ian
  15. “Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George__ Quotes Of Mean Girls
  16. “I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.” – Karen Smith
  17. “Somebody wrote in the book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” – Bethany__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  18. “Your face smells like peppermint!” – Aaron Samuels
  19. “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.” – Cady Heron
  20. “(On the phone) Oh, this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can you get her to call us back? We have her test results. It’s urgent. (Puts phone down) She’s not going anywhere!” – Regina George__ Mean Girl Quotes Regina George
  21. “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.” – Homeschooled Boy
  22. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” – Karen Smith
  23. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” – Mrs. George
  24. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons… but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!” – Bethany Byrd
  25. “I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” – Gretchen Weiners
  26. “Karen Smith: So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?__ Mean Girl Quotes Regina GeorgeRegina George: Oh my god Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white.”
  27. “Student: Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?
    Janis Ian: Your mom’s chest hair!”
  28. “Mrs. George: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?
    Regina: Please stop talking.”
  29. “Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes?
    Regina: No. I don’t send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.”
  30. “Cady: Hi, I don’t know if anyone told you about me, I’m a new student here, my name is Cady Heron.
    Kristen Hadley: Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!”__ Quotes Of Mean Girls
  31. “On Wednesdays we wear pink!” – Karen Smith
  32. “The limit does not exist!” – Cady Heron
  33. “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?” – Janis Ian
  34. “She made out with a hot dog.” – Karen Smith
  35. “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” – Cady Heron
  36. “‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” – Janis Ian__ Quotes Mean Girl Regina George
  37. “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” – Damian
  38. “Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” – Ms. Norbury
  39. “Boo, you whore!” – Regina George
  40. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” – Ms. Norbury (she watches all students and teachers raise hands)
  41. “I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, “I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.” – Cady Heron__ Mean Girls Quotes
  42. “That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.” – Regina George
  43. “Gretchen: Regina, we have to talk to you.
    Regina: Is butter a carb?
    Cady: [Rudely] YES.
    Gretchen: Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.
    Regina: So…?
    Karen: So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.
    Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.
    Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
    Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
    Gretchen: You can’t sit with us!”__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  44. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners
  45. “Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” – Mr. Duvall
  46. “Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.” – Coach Carr
  47. “Janis Ian: What is that smell?
    Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume
    Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute
    Cady Heron: Thanks.”
  48. “I know I may seem like a bitch, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bitch.” – Cady Heron

Closing words 

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