One Liners Funny [25 Quotes On Love For Him & Her]

One Liners Funny

Looking for the most funny one liners quotes? People with a great sense of humor often show their views on love and relationships through romantic comedies and funny quotes about love for a long time. Funny quotes focus on the humorous side of a relationship from falling in love to struggles faced by couples in a relationship. We want to help create a bit of color in your relationship by sharing some of the funniest quotes about love we can find. And hopefully these quotes will make you laugh and bring you closer than ever! Check it out!

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  1. Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
  2. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
  3. “I am not lazy, I am just in energy-saving mode.”__ One Liners Funny
  4. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
  5. TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
  6. When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
  7. Learn from yesterday, live for today and have hope for tomorrow.
  8. People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.
  9. If you’re still looking for that one person who will change your life take a look in the mirror.
  10. “We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.”
  11. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”__ One Liners Funny
  12. “I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me.”
  13. “If life closes a door, open it. That’s how the door works.”
  14. “I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.”
  15. “Silence is the best response to a fool.”
  16. “When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.”
  17. Finding a way to make money on bed is better than finding a job.
  18. Believe system is everything, what you believe you become.
  19. Your mind is architect of your life.
  20. The secret of success is to never change the stated goals.
  21. Use your smile to change the world, don’t let world change your smile.
  22. Accept the worst, and there will be no loss.__ One Liners Funny
  23. I found life more exciting, when I living for others.
  24. Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
  25. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

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