Quote Of The Day

A selection of the best quotes about love, friendship, etc. for social networks such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.

Miscellaneous Messages |Short And Funny Text Messages

  • There are 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.
  • A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise …
  • A good friend is like a good bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
  • Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
  • Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
  • Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine !
  • Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn’t have if you didn’t have a computer.
  • Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
  • God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
  • I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep
  • I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!
  • I started out with nothing… and I still have most of it!
  • I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
  • If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
  • Keep the school clean … stay home!
  • Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
  • No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
  • Nok nok. Who’s there? ….. Marie …… Marie who? …… Marie who wanna…!!
  • The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright?
  • L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
  • Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text.
  • We do have to go to school … Have to is force … Forcing is slavery …. Slavery is forbidden … SO … we do not have to go to school!
  • When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
  • Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
  • You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
  • Umm…your …. ZIP is open…