Looking for the best quotes about drugs? Here, we have assembled the list of 25 famous, funny quotes about drugs for you. Check it out!
- Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
- I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.__ Quotes On Drugs
- What is the abbreviation of KFC: Killing Fucking Crackers?
- What do heroin, jaywalking and prostitution have in common? They’re all illegal, but people do them anyway.
- Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.
- What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. I know I know, smoking’s bad for me and all. But, my mama told me never to be a quitter.
- Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke.__ Quotes On Drugs Abuse,
- Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
- Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
- Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… But, smoking bacon will cure it.
- Drugs are like guns, black people love them, but they never seem to be stealing them as to dealing.
- Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.__ Drugs Abuse Quotes,
- I love my FedEx guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it — and he’s always on time.
- Smoking causes cancer and sex cause HIV. Beautiful things are dangerous!
- Alcoholics and addicts are the only people who can look down on you from the gutter.
- 79% of U.S. paper money is contaminated with traces of cocaine.
- If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.__ Drugs Recovery Quotes,
- Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
- Cigarettes aren’t good for you, neither are women but I ain’t about to go gay.
- I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
- How is Columbia not a superpower yet? They produce cocaine and coffee.
- Teacher: “Can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth?”__ Quotes About Quitting Drugs,
- Student: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king!”
- Where does a cracker meet his future wife? Family reunion.
- What’s the best thing about being a meth addict? Only one sleep till Christmas.
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