30 Hilarious Quotes From Borat Are Still So “Niiice!

Quotes From Borat

Looking For The Most Hilarious And Witty Quotes Of Borat? The 2006 movie “Borat,” starring Sacha Baron Cohen, is a comedy about a fictional man from Kazakhstan who comes to the United States and considers it to be very different from what he expected. Its full title is “Borat: Cultural Lessons from America for the Benefit of the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”.

Below are the list of the best collection of quotes from Borat which is still So nice!

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  1. I like you. I like sex. It’s nice.
  2. I needed to give gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagine. (Best Borat Quotes)
  3. “Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls.”
  4. In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, exept for in brothel or in grave.
  5. “Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not!”Wealth activator
  6. I make sexytime with my mother in-law. 
  7. I like you. Do you like me? (Borat Sagdiyev, Funny Borat Quotes)
  8. “Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.”
  9. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
  10. “You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.”
  11. I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of of that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ? 
  12. “I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.” (Borat Gypsy Quotes)
  13. Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? Do not try and shrink me gypsy, I serious. 
  14. My country send me to U.S to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute. 
  15. The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach. 
  16. That suit is NOT black! (Famous Borat Quotes)
  17. When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.
  18. He is a real Chocolate face, No make up. 
  19. My name is Borat, I like you, I like sex. Is nice. 
  20. Listen pussycat, smile a bit. 
  21. HIGH-FIVE! (Borat Quotes Very Nice)
  22. “In my country, we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.”
  23. “George Bush should drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq.”
  24. I bring iPod back from America and make my neighbor iPod mini… because it’s for girls!
  25. Kazakhstan is the number one exporter of potassium; Other Central Asian countries have lower potassium.
  26. I arrived at American airport with clothes, US dollars, and a bottle of gypsy tears to protect myself from AIDS.
  27. Please come see my movie. If I don’t succeed, I will execute.


Okay, that’s a lot of quotes from Borat! If you haven’t, let make sure to bookmark this quotes now and go back to the page, and try create a better habit every time when you need an inspiration or motivation.

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