Looking For The Most Hilarious And Witty Quotes Of Borat? The 2006 movie “Borat,” starring Sacha Baron Cohen, is a comedy about a fictional man from Kazakhstan who comes to the United States and considers it to be very different from what he expected. Its full title is “Borat: Cultural Lessons from America for the Benefit of the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”.
Below are the list of the best collection of quotes from Borat which is still So nice!
- I like you. I like sex. It’s nice.
- I needed to give gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagine. (Best Borat Quotes)
- “Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls.”
- In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, exept for in brothel or in grave.
- “Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not!”
- I make sexytime with my mother in-law.
- I like you. Do you like me? (Borat Sagdiyev, Funny Borat Quotes)
- “Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.”
- She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
- “You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.”
- I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of of that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ?
- “I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.” (Borat Gypsy Quotes)
- Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? Do not try and shrink me gypsy, I serious.
- My country send me to U.S to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
- The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach.
- That suit is NOT black! (Famous Borat Quotes)
- When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.
- He is a real Chocolate face, No make up.
- My name is Borat, I like you, I like sex. Is nice.
- Listen pussycat, smile a bit.
- HIGH-FIVE! (Borat Quotes Very Nice)
- “In my country, we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.”
- “George Bush should drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq.”
- I bring iPod back from America and make my neighbor iPod mini… because it’s for girls!
- Kazakhstan is the number one exporter of potassium; Other Central Asian countries have lower potassium.
- I arrived at American airport with clothes, US dollars, and a bottle of gypsy tears to protect myself from AIDS.
- Please come see my movie. If I don’t succeed, I will execute.
Okay, that’s a lot of quotes from Borat! If you haven’t, let make sure to bookmark this quotes now and go back to the page, and try create a better habit every time when you need an inspiration or motivation.
One other thing: did you notice some recurring topics throughout these 30 quotes from Borat? So what are the most outstanding quotes for you? Comment below!
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