Quotes From Mean Girls [Funniest Quotes About Life, Love & Friendship]

Quotes From Mean Girls

Looking For The Best Quotes From Mean Girls? Mean Girls’ Day is always ‘being celebrated on October 3rd because of the story in the 2004 movie when the character Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett) asks Cady Heron what day is today? She answers: ‘October 3rd’ and thus, a new anniversary was born. 

Here, We gathered a list of the most popular Mean Girls quotes. So thank you Tina Fey for writing one of the best female comedies ever. Enjoy!

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  1. “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”__ Mean Girls QuotesQuotes From Mean Girls
  2. “I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”__ Quotes Mean Girl Regina George
  3. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  4. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”
  5. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  6. “Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”
  7. “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”
  8. “We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”
  9. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  10. “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”
  11. “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”__ Quotes Mean Girl Regina George
  12. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  13. “Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”__ Quotes Mean Girl Regina George
  14. Damian: “My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.”
 Ms. Norbury: “Your Nana and I have that in common.”__ Quotes Mean Girl Regina George
  15. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
  16. “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”
  17. “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”__ Quotes Of Mean Girls
  18. “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
  19. “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”__ Quotes From Mean Girls
  20. “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”__ Quotes Of Mean Girls
  21. “Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”__ Mean Girl Quotes Regina George
  22. “Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”__ Quotes Of Mean Girls
  23. “We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”__ Mean Girls Quotes
  24. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”
  25. Janis: “We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.” Damian: “Say crack again.”Janis: “Crack.”

Closing words

Thanks for reading my favorite 25 quotes from mean girls. I wish you a great year and hope you can find these quotes whenever you need a boost, so you can confidently crush every challenge or goal you set for yourself.

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