Looking for the best Quotes On Alcohol Addiction? Here, we collected the best collection of 25 quotes on alcohol that will highlight the bright side of alcohol consumption. However, some of them actually have a serious note as well as underneath the humor. Check out these funny quotes and laugh out loud with your friends and family!
- I only drink on days beginning with “T”. Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.
- 2 reasons I don’t give money to homeless people: 1/ They would spend it on alcohol. 2/ I want to spend it on alcohol.
- Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.__ Alcohol Quotes Funny
- A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
- Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “A drinking problem.”
- Everyone has their own path, fortunately mine leads to the liquor store.__ Quotes On Alcoholic Parents
- When we were young, we would compare liquor and women. Now we compare statins.
- What’s the difference between women and wine? Wine gets better with age.
- I drink straight out a of the wine bottle while cooking. I think that’s what they mean by reducing it.
- If you wet your feet your throat will reject. If you ‘wet’ your throat your feet will reject.
- Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
- Don’t drink and drive because you might spill the drink.__ Alcoholics Anonymous Quotes
- That one liner ‘i’m not drinking too much tonight’ never goes as planned…
- The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
- I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
- What’s the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck.
- A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”__ Quotes On Alcoholism Recovery
- Transitional age is when during a hot day you don’t know what you want – ice cream or beer.
- What did the doctor say to the alcoholic? Keep taking the Pils.
- Why does the alcoholic Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick.
- My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy… so I got drunk.
- Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.
- Alcohol makes people do things they know they shouldn’t but kinda want to. E.g I started sleeping 20 hours a day.
- If you don’t drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine.
Okay, that’s a lot of quotes on alcohol! If you haven’t, let make sure to bookmark this quotes now and go back to the page, and try create a better habit every time when you need an inspiration or motivation.
One other thing: did you notice some recurring topics throughout these 25 quotes on alcohol? So what are the most outstanding quotes for you? Comment below!
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