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Looking for the most funny retirement quotes? It is quite normal that when you enter the retirement stage you somehow feel strange. After all, you’ve worked your whole life, and you’ve probably never had so much free time in your life.

Many of the following retirement phrases offer practical advice on how to better deal with the situation. At the same time, there are numerous quotes that are quite fun and provide a much nicer perspective. Check it out!

“It is not true that people stop chasing their dreams because they grow old, they age because they stop chasing their dreams.” Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“Don’t just withdraw from something, have something to retreat to.” Harry Emerson Fosdick, Retirement Quotes
“Now that you stop working it is time to enjoy and relax: free time, hobbies, leisure and friends. Happy retirement! ” Anonymous
“I have retired, but if there is one thing that would kill me it is waking up in the morning without knowing what I am going to do.” Nelson Mandela
“Retirement may be an end, a closure, but it is also a new beginning.” Catherine Pulsifer
“The more sand has escaped from the watch of our lives the more clearly we should be able to see through its glass.” Jean-Paul Sartre
“The problem with retirement is that you never have a day off.” Abe Lemons, Retirement Wishes
“Retirement is youth to do all the things you didn’t do when you were younger.” Anonymous
“Retirement is an attitude of embracing the years to come with enthusiasm rather than apathy.” Morton Shaevitz
“I live in that solitude that is painful in youth but delicious in the years of maturity.” Albert Einstein
“I wish the time had not gone so fast. And sometimes I wish I had enjoyed the journey more and cared less. ” Neil Gaiman
“I am really enjoying my retirement. I can sleep every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat pasta. ” Derek Landy, Funny Retirement Quotes
“There are some who start retirement long before they stop working.” Robert Half
“Every day the growing weight of the years warns me more and more that the shadow of retirement is as necessary for me as welcome.” George Washington
“Age is just a number, something to put on the records. Man cannot withdraw his experience, he must use it. ” Bernard Baruch
“A retired man is often the complete job of a wife.” Ella Harris
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without having to worry about getting caught up in it. ” Gene Perret, Happy Retirement Message
“Retirement: It’s okay to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn how to do well with less cheese.” Gene Perret
“You age faster when you think about retirement.” Tuff beta
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy these years to the fullest but not so much that you run out of money. ” Jonathan Clements
“The concept of freedom is never understood until you settle into retirement mode.” Anonymous
“Sadly, retirement planning in many circumstances has become nothing more than planned procrastination.” Richie Norton, Happy Retirement Quotes
“Use your retirement to collect all the fruits you have been sowing.” Anonymous
“One person once said to me, ‘Don’t you think you’re too old to sing rock n’ roll? I said, ‘You better check with Mick Jagger.'”
“When a man retires, his wife receives twice as much as her husband but only half the income.” Chi Chi Rodriguez
“I advise you to continue living only to enrage those who pay your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left. ” Voltaire
“Aging is a precious asset. Only a few can resist achieving that distinguished distinction and quality. ” Debasish Mridha, Retirement Sayings
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. ” George Burns
“The important part of growing old was the growing part. Resisting the changes meant staying still forever, which was a sad way of life. ” Barbara Delinsky
“Age is a matter of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ” Mark Twain
“The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.” Robert Frost
“Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” C.S. Lewis, Inspirational Retirement Quotes
Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.__ Retirement Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.