35 Memorable Lines Revealed By Rick And Morty

Looking For The Best Rick And Morty Quotes? We saw this animated series for the first time in 2013, the year it was released, but it has become quite more popular just last year, in 2017. Both its main and supporting characters are just great, funny and somewhat irreverent, and that’s why we love the series.

Here, we’ve compiled a list of top 35 funny quotes and famous sayings about Rick and Morty that’ll leave you laughing. Check it out!

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  1. “School’s not a place for smart people. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.”
  2. “The world is full of idiots who don’t understand what’s important! And they’ll try to tear us apart, Morty!”(Mr Poopybutthole Quotes)
  3. “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.__Morty”
  4. “Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain.__Meeseeks”
  5. “Morty, I need your help on an adventure. Eh, “”need”” is a strong word. We need door stops, but a brick would work too.”
  6. “My life has been a lie… God is dead. The government’s lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians!”Natural Healing Therapy
  7. “Babylegs, you’re a good detective. But not good enough, because of your baby legs.”(Famous Rick And Morty Quotes)
  8. ‘I wish that shotgun was my penis.’__ Jerry
  9. ‘If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.’__ Beth
  10. If you’re talking to a cat, it’s an abnormal event, unrelated to me. Like when you went to Pluto or fucked my daughter.
  11. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a quick solo adventure to go on and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard.
  12. The first rule of space travel, kids is always check out distress beacons. (Rick And Morty Sayings)
  13. Nine out of ten times it’s a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit!
  14. “God’s turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I’m the one beating them to death. Thank me. – Jerry”
  15. “I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I’m smart and funny.”
  16. “You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something!__Morty”
  17. “Goodbyyyyye, Moonmen. Goodbyyyyye, Moonmen…”(Best Rick Sanchez Quotes)
  18. “I’m Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar. – Jerry”
  19. “What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it.– Rick,”
  20. “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?__Rick”
  21. ” Weddings are basically just funerals with cake. – Rick”
  22. “Million Ants, ladies and gentlemen! The amazing ant colony with the power of two human eyes!”(Rick And Morty Quotes Love)
  23. “There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you’ll thank me later.__Rick”
  24. “We’ve got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.__Rick”
  25. “How do you feel about all the innocent people that are dying because of your choices?”
  26. “I know I’m new to the Citadel and some of you might think I haven’t put in my time but what can I say? I’m Cool Rick!”
  27. “Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.– Rick”(Deep Rick And Morty Quotes)
  28. “Lemme check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want.”
  29. “I’m sorry, Morty. It’s a bummer. In reality you’re as dumb as they come.__Rick”
  30. “Get off the high road, Summer. We all got pink eye because you won’t stop texting on the toilet.”
  31. “You know, the only problem here is a big fat brain that misses eating all them big fat problems”
  32. “Come home to the flavor of shattering the grand illusion. Come home to Simple Rick’s.”(Rick And Morty School Quote)
  33. “Rick. I am pleased that you and your family could witness my melding ceremony”
  34. No one exists on purpose. No one belongs anywhere. We are all gonna die. Come watch TV.
  35. What people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that motivates animals to mate.
  36. Sometimes science is more art than science. Many people do not understand that.
  37. You’re growing up, Morty. Growing like a huge thorn inside my butt. (Rick Sanchez Sayings)
  38. In a society, they work for each other. That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.
  39. But the speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.


As you read these 35 Rick and Morty quotes, realize that they can be a sources of guidance during the times you need and can motivate you when you have a problem.

Neither success nor failure is finite. That’s the motivation you choose to make the biggest difference.

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