Short Quotes Funny [25 One Liners On Life, Love & Happiness]

Short Quotes Funny

Looking for the best quotes short & funny? Life sometimes would be so boring and laughing is the best way to get your day started. For me having a little humor helps me increase the positivity. Getting a laugh can really balance your mood. It can add just enough fun of your day to overcome any slumps.

Here, we collected the best collection of short & funny quotes that will helps make a difficult moment better. Check it out!

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  1.  Teacher: “Can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth?” Student: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king!”
  2. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace” So I bought her nothing.
  3. My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly… I’m not a fan.
  4. Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing. It’s always, “Is Pepsi okay?”__ Short Quotes Funny
  5. Live every day like it was the last day, and one day you won’t miss.
  6. How do we know that soccer referees are happy? Because they whistle while they work.
  7. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
  8. If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back.
  9. Don’t be irreplaceable – if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
  10. Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
  11. Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
  12. Love is like Heaven… It makes me wish I was dead.__ Short Quotes Funny
  13. Is google a woman? Because it won’t let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
  14. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
  15. Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
  16. I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
  17. I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
  18. Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
  19. What’s the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it. __ Short Quotes Funny
  20. Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else’s saved game.
  21. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
  22. Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”. Student: “My father’s check book!”
  23. I’m trying to date a philosophy professor, but she doesn’t even know if I exist or not.
  24. Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Closing words 

As you read these 25 Short Quotes Funny, realize that they can be a sources of guidance during the times you need and can motivate you when you have a problem.

Neither success nor failure is finite. That’s the motivation you choose to make the biggest difference.

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