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Looking For The Best Quotes from Uncle Rico? Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite have been hugely appreciated by many quote lovers. If you want to follow a sense of humor, you need to watch the movie and then read these quotes. You will not only find them stupid, but very likable. Are you ready?

Deb & Uncle Rico

Deb: Okay, turn your head more than a slope …

Deb: Now make a fist. Slowly ease up under your chin.Deb: It’s looking really good.

Kip: You can say it.

Deb: Kay, always hold on. Now imagine that you are weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny seahorses.

Deb: (takes the photo) which was one I think is going to come out really cool.

Uncle Rico: Ah, how did you do … wow … well I felt really relaxed. Thanks, Deb.

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: (drinks a glass of milk) The defect in what a bleach is.

FFA Judge # 1: That’s right.

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes!

Napoleon Dynamite: (drinks other glass of milk) This taste like cow has in an onion patch.

FFA Judge # 2: Right!

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes !!.

Napoleon Dynamite & Deb

Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They are really big.

Deb: Thank you. I made them myself.

Napoleon Dynamite: You and Pedro are getting really serious now?

Kip: (singing while typing a poem) Your sandy hair floats in the air … For me, it’s like a lullaby … I’m just flying by … Oh so high … like a kite … tied at one skate…

Uncle Rico & Kip

Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?

Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online like two hours everyday, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, hacking skills, bowhunting skills … Girls want boyfriends who have great skills.

Uncle Rico & Kip

Kip: How long has work been around?

Uncle Rico: What are you doing, already losing your steam?

Kip: No, I … I have a chat room meeting at 4. I have to come back here from here.

Uncle Rico: Okay, you just started a little earlier, that’s all. Or work afterwards. How long has the chat room been in use?

Kip: Jeez, sometimes up to 3-4 hours maybe … Maybe not …

Uncle Rico: Are you paying the bills for that? Does the money cost every time you are, like for minutes on the phone?

Kip: Yeah, grandma still pay per minute. She pisses me a little sometimes because I’m there so long.

Uncle Rico: I bet she does. I’ll tell you something, I’d be throwing you out the window.

Kip, uncle Rico & Napoleon Dynamite

Kip: So when will Grandma come back?

Uncle Rico: I don’t know. Not sure.

Napoleon Dynamite: You must not stay here with us, we are not babies!

Uncle Rico: Ha ha! Talk to your aunt Carolyn.

Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like thirty-two years old.

Kip: I don’t mind if you stay.

Closing words

As you read these the best quotes from uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite, realize that they can be a sources of guidance during the times you need and can motivate you when you have a problem.

Neither success nor failure is finite. That’s the motivation you choose to make the biggest difference.

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