Uncle Rico Quotes [Best Movies Quotes Collected 2019]

Uncle Rico Quotes

Looking For The Best Quotes from Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite film? Another funny quote by Rico to Napoleon: “Get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it.” or “You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.” Enjoy!

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Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn’t look at me like that, Napoleon.
Napoleon:
I wish you’d get out of my life and shut up!Uncle Rico In Napoleon Dynamite
Uncle Rico:
I’m gonna tell you somethin’ right now. While you’re out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin’ 120 bucks.
Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds!
Kip: Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.
Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it’s looks like you don’t have a job. So why don’t you get out there and feed Tina.
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don’t you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

__ Uncle Rico Quotes

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn’t tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I’m not goin’ anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

__ Uncle Rico Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Uncle Rico: So what do you think?
Kip: It’s pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.
Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!

__ Uncle Rico Quotes

Kip: So, how long are we takin’ about workin’?
Uncle Rico: What? Are you? you’re already losing your steam?
Kip: No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That’s all.
Kip: All right.
Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long’s the chat room?
Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe… maybe not. I don’t know.
Uncle Rico: You… you? you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like, for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah. Grandma’s still payin’ per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes ’cause I’m on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I’ll bet she does. I’ll tell you something, I’d be throwin’ you out the window.

__ Uncle Rico Napoleon Dynamite Football

Kip: So how long are we talking about working?
Uncle Rico: What,are you already losing your steam?
Kip: No, I just… I have a chat room meeting at four. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier, that’s all. Or else work afterwards. How long is the chat room?
Kip: Jeez, sometimes up to 3 or 4 hours maybe… maybe not…
Uncle Rico: You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah, grandma’s still paying per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes cause I’m on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I bet she does. I’ll tell you something, I’d be throwing you out the window.

__ Uncle Rico And Napoleon Dynamite

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

__ Uncle Rico From Napoleon Dynamite

Uncle Rico: We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip: How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip: That’s true, that’s true.

__ Uncle Rico Quotes

Napoleon: Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn’t tell me anything.
Napoleon: Too bad. She said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I’m not goin’ anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon: Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon: Maybe I will, GOSH!

__ Uncle Rico Napoleon Dynamite Actor

Uncle Rico: So, what do you think?
Kip: It’s pretty cool, I guess.
Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man, I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.
Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
Napoleon: You guys are retarded!

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Uncle Rico: Why the heck you throwin’ crap at my van, Napoleon?!
Napoleon: Everybody at school thinks I’m a frickin’ IDIOT because of you!
Uncle Rico: You’re gonna clean my van… right now.
Napoleon: Get off of me, you bodaggot! [Napoleon hits Uncle Rico with his elbow, runs off, and climbs the fence]

Sheldon: Who’s that in my drive way?
[Pedro’s cousin’s show off their car’s hydraulics]
Napoleon: That’s my ride

__ Napoleon Dynamite Uncle Rico Video

Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant… Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. This is looking really good.

Kip: You can say that again.

Deb: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you’re weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses. That was the one. I think that’s gonna come out really nice.

Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it… wow… well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.

Uncle Rico: Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

Kip: Are you serious?

Uncle Rico: I’m dead serious.

Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon… you know a lot about… cyberspace? You ever come across anything… like time travel?

Kip: Easy, I’ve already looked into it for myself.

Uncle Rico: Right on… right on.

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Closing words 

As you read these the best quotes from uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite, realize that they can be a sources of guidance during the times you need and can motivate you when you have a problem.

Neither success nor failure is finite. That’s the motivation you choose to make the biggest difference.

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